No, I am not wasting your time. Seriously…..I mean, everything else I will say past this point though is indeed....pointless.
There is no reason to read further unless you want me to waste your time. I mean it. The next sentence is not better then the rest. So why do you continue reading? Is it because you are curious? Is it because you hope my words will enlighten you? Or is it because you are bored? Regardless of the reason, everything I say comes from irresponsible sources that make up everything. Ironically this is what people like to believe and read, and then tell everyone else.
Are you still reading? Do you delight in wasting your time? You can’t save time, you can only spend it. When you try to save it, you waste it. Like in these days, we've built so many machines to save time, yet we are living in a world more wasteful than ever. That was a real waste of time if you ask me. Yet you’re willingly wasting more of it by reading this.
If you learned a real lesson, you would stop reading now because I disagree with most of what I said anyways. Seriously. Why do you care?
If you even bother responding, then it will prove you’ve pointlessly wasted your time and that you apparently have nothing better to do. So don’t respond….But wouldn’t you than be following orders found in a pointless rant? So respond than, but that proves your own pointlessness by even bothering to argue with my own obviously untrue baseless rant.
Are you still reading? Then you have way to much time on your hands. Do you see how that statement I just said contradicts what I said about saving time and wasting it, especially when we have so little time to begin with?
If you saw that before I pointed it out, then congrats. You just earned my respect for paying attention, though you lose some for being way too focused on something so obviously fruitless….if it matters to you that is. If it does, then thank you for caring about my respect though the world seems to have forgotten the meaning of the word.
Did you read my entire rant from end to finish without skipping lines? Then you received my tiny dollop of wisdom which shall contribute to your life in no way possible. If you took this seriously, then you should respond to this rant. May I recommend you petitioning to have this deleted this for being stupid? Are you going to tell the mods on me? How ridiculously pointless that would be!
Maybe you SHOULD try to have this deleted. That would be interesting. I’ve already wasted your time by causing you to read this. Why not make you waste your effort too?
Welcome to my world...
